Antonia Ferrari

Dipartimento di Ingegneria dell'Informazione
Universita` degli Studi di Parma
I-43100 Parma - Italy
E-Mail: aferrari@com.tlc.unipr.it
phone: +39 (521) 90 5747
fax: +39 (521) 90 5758




Antonia Ferrari was born in Brwdch, Transilvania, on May 31th 1972.

While attending primary school she seriously injured 5 little classmates on their neck: questioned by the headmaster she always denied her responsabilities saying that they all hurted themselves with a strange and sharp Italian sandwich called "Torta Salata". She had also previously thorn a classmate's shirt to bits using only her teeth, while playing "little hiding" (nascondino).

During high school the teacher of history and philosophy was found drained in the toilet. Her comments to the police were "Non c'entro niente con quella storia qua!" but her version of the accident was found hardly believable.

After school she joined the University of Parma. The 29 mandatory exams were all passed during a 15 months period. SHE HAS NOW GRADUATED IN ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING with a thesis in Telecommunications Eng. with the following title: "How much blood you can get from an all-optical network with a packet of 256 bites".

Antonia Ferrari is a student member of IEEE (the Institute of Electrically Excitable Engineers) and a fellow of IYVP (the Institute of Young Vampires of Parma).


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